Supersize Me: A Proposed Theme Song for an Existing Film
copyright ©2004 by Blind Lemming Chiffon
tune: Ballad of John and Yoko, The Beatles

Walking right on up to the counter
Maybe it's a salad I'd choose, but
I get a Big Mac and
A quick heart attack
I ain't got nothin' but the McDonald's Blues

(chorus)
Yeah, you know it's so greasy
Unhealthy as it can be
There's no more small fries now
(Alternate: There's no more small drinks now)
They're gonna supersize me

Dollar menu goes to my waistline
Fries so high in cholesterol
I should sue them on grounds
That I've gained fifty pounds
I can hardly see my feet now at all

Double meat, please, on my next Quarter Pounder
Gotta show those cows who's the boss
My system is shocked
My intestines are locked
And I feel like I've been nailed to a cross

(bridge)
Spending all my money on hot fudge sundaes
Gotta buy new clothes every week
I know what they meant
They said, "Buy a tent.
It'll fit you better than those blue jeans."
X FAT!

Took a trip to meet my friend Ronald
I get McNuggets straight from the clown
We dip 'em in sauce
Then we give 'em a toss
When they land in our mouths, they go down

Going out to lunch at the airport
Wish I had a chocolate shake
My digestion's a mess
It's causing me stress
There's only so much more I can take